Episode 15: IT TAKES TWO (w/ Chloe Schildhause)

UPROXX writer and freelance journalist Chloe Schildhause selects the Olsen Twins classic It Takes Two, starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Kirstie Alley, and Steve Guttenberg. Be sure to check out Chloe's writing at www.schildhause.com, including a very special Vanity Fair article about a certain set of identical strangers.

Talking points: A special guest. The epic tale of the Mary-Kate and Ashley Cruise. Meeting the Olsen Twins. Trailer talk. How the West Was Fun. Long Dualstar sales pitch. The Amazing Panda Adventure. The book series. Doris Day. A supernatural Parent Trap. Identical strangers. Orphan tomboy Amanda and rich girl Alyssa. Steve Guttenberg as cell phone wizard Roger Calloway. The horseback meet cute. Buff Guttenberg in a wet shirt. Escaping an evil adopted family and an evil stepmother. Vincenzo, the Jersey mobster butler.  Conspiracy theories. The current whereabouts of the Alyssa Calloway painting. Food fight. The lake scene. The Butkis family. Ranking the Mary Kate and Ashley films. The wedding. Buy it/rent it/tape over it. Chloe's new projects. An oral history of Blossom. A scary children's movie. The Gate. The Witches.

Episode 12: ADVENTURES IN DINOSAUR CITY (w/ Philip Laird)

Filmmaker, actor, attorney-at-law, and noted dinophile Philip Laird guests on the show with his beloved VHS copy of Adventures in Dinosaur City starring Omri Katz and a cast of talking, walking, kung-fu-flippin' dinosaurs.

Talking points: Introducing Philip. A young dinophile’s favorite. Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles. Star Wars. Trailer talk. Timmy, Jamie, and Mick. The cartoon. Scientist parents. Alternate dimensions. The star of the show is Forry. Nuclear reactor. Volcanic slang. Dinosaur graveyard. The cantina scene. Rex and Tops. A classic three-act structure. Treehouse downtime. Tinkerbell song. Jamie’s retainer. Mr. Big the evil Allosaurus. The clothing of dinosaurs and Rockies. Remote control. Dinosaur dystopia. Prison tower. Papa Rex. Forry flies. Going back home. Where young Phil stopped the tape. Cliffhanger ending. Buy it/rent it/tape over it. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Episode 05: THE SAINT (w/ Chad Hinds)

Winemaker Chad Hinds of Methode Sauvage supplies Tapeheads with his treasured VHS copy of 1997's The Saint, starring Val Kilmer as Simon Templar, an international thief and master of disguise who must woo beautiful genius virgin Elizabeth Shue in order to steal her sexy cold fusion secrets!

To learn more about Chad and his delicious wines, visit him online at methodesauvage.com. Methode Sauvage wines can currently be shipped to California residents or purchased in several Bay Area stores, including Local Cellar and both Bi-Rite locations in San Francisco and Ordinaire in Oakland.